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Batman vs. The Penguin (with Patton Oswalt)

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The Indian Shopper (10 hours ago)
Robert Pattinson coming through
Evan Russell (12 hours ago)
So...is penguin supposed to have tiny ears...am I dumb?
harvey jennings (17 hours ago)
That would've been an AWESOME Penguin!
X_BeePrime_X (1 day ago)
WHAT HAPPENED TO NO GUNS?!?!?! Ben affleck: “this is a gun??”
Frederick Fucher (2 days ago)
Anyone else notice the glass between Batman, Gordon and the Penguin?
BIG POPA SHREK (2 days ago)
Best batman video they made
toasty lemons (4 days ago)
"Look at that poor little guy...hes all tuckered out."
TheHarlemShow (7 days ago)
Still love these 6yrs later would love to see more
Ethan Hunt (8 days ago)
This guy played as shield twin agents right.the one with a nasty big sister
Derek Bootle (10 days ago)
Actually, doing that to Patton Oswalt doesn't seem like much of a loss to the world.
Andre Brereton (10 days ago)
are you kidding me im the one your after
Patton is always brilliant
Triston Perry (11 days ago)
Is this Batman begins or the dark knight?
F. I. R. E. (12 days ago)
Waaaaaait... how does Commissioner Gordon know Batman's identity?! Also, I've said this before: With all the spines and legs he's breaking on the daily, Batman's no-kill rule makes _no sense._ I'm sure 9 criminals out of 9 would rather be dead than paralyzed vegetables.
Quintin Haus (13 days ago)
Who played Batman?
Eric Adams (13 days ago)
"That poor little guy. He's all tuckered out." Lmao
FerocityFilms (14 days ago)
Arkham games in a nutshell
Mistaa Joestaa (14 days ago)
*Flushing Nemo*
Diana Banana Ontiveros (14 days ago)
In the format of GTA
James Bond (15 days ago)
I’M NOT WEARING HOCKEY PADS!!
he should play penguin
Sugar Ray (11 days ago)
Thank goodness no one said "Martha."
ACG (16 days ago)
“They’re on a special farm” 😂😂😂😂😂
Mike19737 (16 days ago)
It's OFFICIAL: he is retarded. 😂😂🤣
LlchLmprgVBrtnXCC _00 (17 days ago)
"I overfed these men!?" HAHAHAHAHA
Chains The Punk (17 days ago)
5 years later and this is still one of tge best vids on youtube
Makarov Fox (17 days ago)
the mouth of this batman is very strange
Oh Hi Mark (18 days ago)
I OVER FED THESE MEN
pog mo thoin (20 days ago)
SHHHH NOT SO LOUD, YOU"LL WAKE HIM.. 😂
Hunter Polonoski (20 days ago)
What’s up with penguins ear
Daygan Gray (20 days ago)
Still funny
Mr. Grey (21 days ago)
I can have a shit day,,,,, but watch one of these videos. I laugh my ass off. Thanks!!
Debjyoti Banerjee (22 days ago)
Which movie?
christian mccauley (23 days ago)
Pete Holmes in these always looks like he about to break down laughing.
Mark Pagaduan (24 days ago)
“You’re saying if I go to sleep, I die?”
Chris Portugal (24 days ago)
DR.FISHIE!!!! NOOOOO! Gordon: You killed these men like Mr.Fishie Batman: I overfed these men?!?!?!
Debbie Nandalall (25 days ago)
This is a GUN?!
deathman1YT (25 days ago)
Sounds like Lester on GTA
Destiny Studios (26 days ago)
Who did they get to play Penguin? He looks familiar
Eduard Bekker (26 days ago)
At least he has better aim then a stormtrooper
EmoMexican (26 days ago)
Ben alfeck batman 4:27
Chris Portugal (26 days ago)
xD
BEHEMOTH (27 days ago)
He is sleeping lmao
K Otis (27 days ago)
I over fed these men 😂😂😂
Tony White (27 days ago)
Dr fishy nooooooo lmfao
William Ha (28 days ago)
Well, at least a non-criminal homicide ruling exists under United States Law for Self Defense.
Sudeep Jadhav (28 days ago)
I really want to see this Batman with joker
TheShadowVampony (1 month ago)
Penguins ears disturb me... Like two blackheads in them (Warning don't look up blackheads if u wanna sleep tonight you've been warned)
Maddon Hoh-Choi (1 month ago)
Cool that they got the original Robin.
rebeldann ! (1 month ago)
I just got a boner watching patton Oswald get lit up like that. Favorite part hands down 🤚🏻
axisman94 (1 month ago)
either he's in denial or he's severely stupid
Lokomot1ve (1 month ago)
If Batman was played by Ralph Wiggum
A Taste of Ginger (1 month ago)
Still as funny as the day this video was posted!
defyingtheodds1987 (1 month ago)
Dr fishy!! NOOOO!!!
marci petit (1 month ago)
Batman:" I over fed these men?!" XD
Steven Padilla (1 month ago)
More badman please
James Coyne (1 month ago)
Patton Oswald is a pedophile wtf
Mike Thole (1 month ago)
Oh, my God!!!! I'm glad nobody else is in my house now, because I've never laughed as loudly or obnoxiously as I did when I watched this!
RandomAction Dan (1 month ago)
How i got my psn name dr fishy nnooooooo
KingDuckGuy (1 month ago)
You know it's fucked when a mass murdering psycho is shocked at you.
Greg David L (1 month ago)
I overfed these men? 😂
Greg David L (1 month ago)
3:39
Hervapn Concepts (1 month ago)
I over fed these men
Drew Tube (1 month ago)
At first I thought it was a race thing...
Alexey Baal (1 month ago)
why oh why can't they make more. I want one with catwoman, another one with joker,
Maul (1 month ago)
This is where Snyder got his inspiration
Corrupted Hero (1 month ago)
Why is Jesse from Minecraft story mode doing here
DOCTER FISHY NOOOOOOOOOO
Zambuni Bros Blitz (1 month ago)
I love these
Petar Djurisic (1 month ago)
3:41
Prakhar Tyagi (1 month ago)
Please make more badman videos
CrazyMage gaming!!! (1 month ago)
The title is wrong it should be “if Batman was retarded”
Adam S (1 month ago)
4:28 Ben Affleck Batman
Adam S (1 month ago)
“I call it the bat signal”. I fell out of my chair.
Mr H (1 month ago)
This is a gun? Hahahahahaha 😂
Steve Campeau (1 month ago)
Im literally LMAO right now!!! So fn funny!!!
Josh S-TV (1 month ago)
Nice casting
Bro Bro (1 month ago)
I see where Zach Snyder got his inspiration from 😂
Dustin Fain (1 month ago)
"I'm not wearing hockey pads!"
roiking2740 (1 month ago)
that shot should not be lethal
Nick DeGugs (1 month ago)
Even when he’s out of character, he’s still a better penguin than the one in Gotham.
RJ Wallace (1 month ago)
This is what happens after the Gotham show
black out (1 month ago)
This must be the Batman from Batman v Superman
Young Soldier (1 month ago)
Who else is getting reminded of TFS goku
Will G. Forrest (1 month ago)
Very good christian bale Batman impression.
CrazyComic Guy (1 month ago)
Patton Oswalt is a good choice for penguin
Dustin Woodworth (1 month ago)
Doctor fishy no!
Akash Gupta (1 month ago)
That's Zack Snyder's batman in a nutshell.
CSHARP (1 month ago)
"The BAT SIGNAL"
Dennis Brown (1 month ago)
God these should be a parody movie I’d pay a lot of money to see it
Dennis Brown (1 month ago)
I’m pretty sure Donald trump is Bruce Wayne 😂😂
Mattias Xxxx (1 month ago)
"The Bat-Signal"
Woolfie McPoshinson (1 month ago)
How does Gordon know batman's parents were shot and killed?
codename_ SICKNEZ (1 month ago)
Theirs so much of ch i havent watched
Blake Cromley (1 month ago)
Wow, so does that mean that Jason Todd as the Red Hood's guns are non-lethal? Like instead of live bullets, he uses rubber bullets.
Gerald Walsh (1 month ago)
"What happened to no guns?!" "This is a gun?!" 😂😂😂😂
shatadroo dutta (1 month ago)
in which movie does batman meet the penguin
NC 13582247 (1 month ago)
*I ' M N O T W E A R I N G H O C K E Y P A D S*
The penguins wig/skin cap was not put on right. You could see the end of it.
Brand X (1 month ago)
At least he did it all in self defense. :p

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